Friday, June 13, 2003

Septic Spam

This just landed in my Inbox:

Dramatically Increase the Life and Effectiveness of your Septic System

Try Septic Cleaner for Free by Clicking Here

You'll keep your septic system free flowing as SPC breaks down large waste materials into smaller particles and liquids so that they pass quickly through your septic system


Just what I always wanted

7 comments:

  1. Hopefully they didn't include graphic photos of it in action? :-X

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  2. the TV version
    "Hi
    i am BOB, a certified plumber from the plumbers association of kfnaklnfa
    and i recommend this product for your house
    It has afih3089mn which has enzymes and catalysts and zeolites that cause multi concatenation and break the particles to atoms
    i have seen so many cleaners but this is definitely the best
    so use SPC and let go of your nose plugs"

    " thank you SPC"
    cut to long shot of the model(of the system, silly!)in action

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  3. Why don't people just use a laxative? if it works on the inside why can't it work on the outside?

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  4. How's the Tin Drum music?

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  5. Oh goody! Now I know what to do when shit happens.

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