2. Visit all cab drivers in Bangalore in the calm of the day - since they are awake at night - and drive a stake into their hearts. Dance on their graves if possible.
3. Send stink bombs to all directors of the various Part 3 movies that have been released this year. Ok, maybe not to Mr Soderbergh.
4. Sire an offspring from the Tatas, name her Thiruvananthapuram Taj and unleash her on an unsuspecting American public.
5. Kidnap all RJs in Bangalore, lock them up in a room and make them listen to Aap Ka Suroor 24 x 7. Allow brief pauses for vacuous talk on how to analyze a person by looking at their fingernails.
6.
#6 is easily achievable :) Go do it !!
ReplyDeleteNever heard him. All I hear is Ooooooooooo all day long.
ReplyDeleteYou should do them all. I will make a list like this one day.
ReplyDelete#1 is easy. And start listening to Radio Indigo.
ReplyDeleteWhere do you think I got the fingernails thingy from?
ReplyDeletevalaiykkum back. come to anniversary. 24th June.
ReplyDeleteWow ! One out of 6 chores.Not bad. U shud always include that(#6) in ur To-do list,so that u have atleast one to cross out at the end of the day :p
ReplyDeletelol.. we are with you! you have our support..
ReplyDeleteWould like to, but unlikely. Wedding to attend.
ReplyDelete> 4. Sire an offspring from the Tatas
ReplyDeleteSo it's not like only country capitals counted...