Wednesday, May 7, 2003

Who wants to be a millionaire ?


Dear Friend,

I am Mrs. Rosetta Kambia wife to the late Chief Kenneth Kambia from Sierra Leon. I am writing you in absolute confidence primarily to seek your assistance to transfer our cash of twenty-five Million united states Dollars ($25,000.000.00)now in the custody of a private Security trust firm in Europe. the money is in trunk boxes deposited by my late Husband.

Source of the money:

My late Husband Chief Kenneth Kambia , a native of Mende District in the Northern province of Sierra Leone, was the General Manager of Sierra Leone Mining co-operation (S.L.M.C.) Freetown . According to my Husband, this money was the income accrued from Mining Co-operation's overdraft and minor sales.this money could not be put to use as a result of the civil war between the rebels forces of Major Paul Koroma and the combined forces of ECOMOG peace-keeping operation that almost destroyed my country, following the forceful removal from power of the civilian elected President Ahmed Tejan Kabbah by the rebels.before the escalation of this war, My Husband had already made arrangement for I and my two children to be evacuated to Ivory coast with the CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT he made with a security firm in Europe through the aid of U.N evacuation team.

During the war in my country, and following the indiscriminate looting of Public and Government properties by the rebel forces, the Sierra Leone mining cooperation Was one of the targets(just as my husband suspected) and it was destroyed. My husband including other top Government functionaries were attacked and killed by the rebels in November 2000 because of his relationship with the civilian Government of Ahmed Tejan Kabbah.

As a result of my husbands's death , and with the information we got that the rebels are out for us, the burden became too much for me to handle coupled with the ill health of my daugther(she died in the process as i could not afford her decent medical care. Our only hope now is the boxes deposited with the Security Firm.

I cannot claim these boxes myself due to reasons i would explain to you in subsequent emails,if you signify your interest.

To this effect, I humbly solicit your assistance in the followings ways.

1. to assist me claim this boxes from the security Firm.
2.open an account with a bank in europe where the money would be lodged through the help of the security firm presently keeping the boxes.
3.once the money is in your possession and has been successfully lodged in a bank,you will assist me and my surviving son travel to your country to start a new life and transfer the money back to our care.

For your assistance, I am willing to give you 15% of the total amount for your effort and another 5% to cover all the expenses that may incur during the business transaction, Lastly, I urge you to keep this transaction strictly confidential as no one knows our whereabouts.

Please as you show your willingness, Forward your full name,and Telephone/ Fax numbers, to me via this email address(rosettakambia20@netscape.net). earnestly awaiting your response.

Thanks.

May God bless you as you assist us.

MRS. ROSETTA KAMBIA.

11 comments:

  1. Stupid Nigerian email scam

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  2. I wish I had the time&/resources to do something like this.

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  3. Hey have you seen the spoof of this scam on the Iraq war ? Its absolutely hilarious.

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  4. i have never got this one. there's more than one reason i'm poor

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  5. No, don't think I have. Can you forward it ?

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  6. Thanks ! I read one of the episodes and it had me in splits. Great reading.

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  7. Ive been getting stuff like this for quite a while...

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  8. Where on earth do you dig up all these from? (pun udheshichittilla)

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  9. IMMEDIATE ATTENTION NEEDED :

    HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL

    FROM: GEORGE WALKER BUSH
    202.456.1414 / 202.456.1111
    FAX: 202.456.2461

    DEAR SIR / MADAM,

    I AM GEORGE WALKER BUSH, SON OF THE FORMER
    PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
    GEORGE HERBERT WALKER BUSH, AND CURRENTLY
    SERVING AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
    OF AMERICA. THIS LETTER MIGHT SURPRISE YOU
    BECAUSE WE HAVE NOT MET NEITHER IN PERSON
    NOR BY CORRESPONDENCE. I CAME TO KNOW OF
    YOU IN MY SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE AND REPUTABLE
    PERSON TO HANDLE A VERY CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS
    TRANSACTION, WHICH INVOLVES THE TRANSFER OF A
    HUGE SUM OF MONEY TO AN ACCOUNT REQUIRING
    MAXIMUM CONFIDENCE.

    I AM WRITING YOU IN ABSOLUTE CONFIDENCE
    PRIMARILY TO SEEK YOUR ASSISTANCE IN
    ACQUIRING OIL FUNDS THAT ARE PRESENTLY
    TRAPPED IN THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ. MY PARTNERS
    AND I SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE IN COMPLETING A
    TRANSACTION BEGUN BY MY FATHER, WHO HAS LONG BEEN
    ACTIVELY ENGAGED IN THE EXTRACTION OF PETROLEUM IN
    THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND BRAVELY SERVED HIS
    COUNTRY AS DIRECTOR OF THE UNITED STATES
    CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY.

    IN THE DECADE OF THE NINETEEN-EIGHTIES,
    MY FATHER, THEN VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE
    UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, SOUGHT TO WORK
    WITH THE GOOD OFFICES OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE
    REPUBLIC OF IRAQ TO REGAIN LOST OIL REVENUE
    SOURCES IN THE NEIGHBORING ISLAMIC REPUBLIC
    OF IRAN. THIS UNSUCCESSFUL VENTURE WAS SOON
    FOLLOWED BY A FALLING OUT WITH HIS IRAQI
    PARTNER, WHO SOUGHT TO ACQUIRE ADDITIONAL OIL
    REVENUE SOURCES IN THE NEIGHBORING EMIRATE
    OF KUWAIT, A WHOLLY-OWNED U.S.-BRITISH
    SUBSIDIARY.

    MY FATHER RE-SECURED THE PETROLEUM ASSETS OF
    KUWAIT IN 1991 AT A COST OF SIXTY-ONE BILLION U.S.
    DOLLARS ($61,000,000,000). OUT OF THAT COST, THIRTY-SIX
    BILLION DOLLARS ($36,000,000,000) WERE SUPPLIED BY
    HIS PARTNERS IN THE KINGDOM OF SAUDI ARABIA
    AND OTHER PERSIAN GULF MONARCHIES, AND
    SIXTEEN BILLION DOLLARS ($16,000,000,000) BY
    GERMAN AND JAPANESE PARTNERS. BUT MY FATHER'S FORMER
    IRAQI BUSINESS PARTNER REMAINED IN CONTROL OF
    THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ AND ITS PETROLEUM RESERVES.

    MY FAMILY IS CALLING FOR YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE
    IN FUNDING THE REMOVAL OF THE PRESIDENT OF
    THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ AND ACQUIRING THE
    PETROLEUM ASSETS OF HIS COUNTRY, AS COMPENSATION
    FOR THE COSTS OF REMOVING HIM FROM POWER.
    UNFORTUNATELY, OUR PARTNERS FROM 1991 ARE NOT
    WILLING TO SHOULDER THE BURDEN OF THIS
    NEW VENTURE, WHICH IN ITS UPCOMING PHASE
    MAY COST THE SUM OF 100 BILLION TO 200 BILLION
    DOLLARS ($100,000,000,000 - $200,000,000,000),
    BOTH IN THE INITIAL ACQUISITION AND IN
    LONG-TERM MANAGEMENT.

    WITHOUT THE FUNDS FROM OUR 1991
    PARTNERS, WE WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO
    ACQUIRE THE OIL REVENUE TRAPPED WITHIN IRAQ.
    THAT IS WHY MY FAMILY AND OUR COLLEAGUES
    ARE URGENTLY SEEKING YOUR GRACIOUS ASSISTANCE.
    OUR DISTINGUISHED COLLEAGUES IN THIS
    BUSINESS TRANSACTION INCLUDE THE SITTING
    VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
    OF AMERICA, RICHARD CHENEY, WHO IS
    AN ORIGINAL PARTNER IN THE IRAQ VENTURE
    AND FORMER HEAD OF THE HALLIBURTON OIL
    COMPANY, AND CONDOLEEZA RICE, WHOSE
    PROFESSIONAL DEDICATION TO THE
    VENTURE WAS DEMONSTRATED IN THE NAMING
    OF A CHEVRON OIL TANKER AFTER HER.

    I WOULD BESEECH YOU TO TRANSFER A SUM
    EQUALING TEN TO TWENTY-FIVE PERCENT
    (10-25 %) OF YOUR YEARLY INCOME TO OUR
    ACCOUNT TO AID IN THIS IMPORTANT VENTURE.
    THE INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE OF THE
    UNITED STATES OF AMERICA WILL FUNCTION
    AS OUR TRUSTED INTERMEDIARY. I PROPOSE
    THAT YOU MAKE THIS TRANSFER BEFORE
    THE FIFTEENTH (15TH) OF THE MONTH OF
    APRIL.

    I KNOW THAT A TRANSACTION OF THIS MAGNITUDE
    WOULD MAKE ANYONE APPREHENSIVE AND
    WORRIED. BUT I AM ASSURING YOU THAT ALL
    WILL BE WELL AT THE END OF THE DAY. A BOLD
    STEP TAKEN SHALL NOT BE REGRETTED,
    I ASSURE YOU. PLEASE DO BE INFORMED THAT
    THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION IS 100% LEGAL.
    IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO CO-OPERATE
    IN THIS TRANSACTION, PLEASE CONTACT OUR
    INTERMEDIARY REPRESENTATIVES TO FURTHER
    DISCUSS THE MATTER.

    I PRAY THAT YOU UNDERSTAND OUR PLIGHT.
    MY FAMILY AND OUR COLLEAGUES WILL BE
    FOREVER GRATEFUL. PLEASE REPLY
    IN STRICT CONFIDENCE TO
    THE CONTACT NUMBERS BELOW.

    SINCERELY WITH WARM REGARDS,

    GEORGE WALKER BUSH

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  10. That was funny ! Thanks

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